Can the science side of tumblr explain why my ass itch
wash your fucking ass
Wash your attitude
HE’S SO STUPID HE CAN’T SCRATCH HIMSELF WITHOUT FALLING DOWN THAT’S CUTE
tell a grown ass man “no” n watch him revert to age 5 behavior
being cremated is my last hope of getting a hot, smoking body
congratulations u won American Idol here is your pat on the back
"i’m not bitter" i say, bitterly, with a bitter expression
when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get it
be there or
That square is 5 bees by 6 bees I’ll have you know that is a bee rectangle you have failed
If you wear a hijab, niqab or even burqa, don’t expect me to take you seriously if you tell me how free and liberated you are.
"I’m going to withhold giving you the respect you deserve because I disagree your choice of dress, most likely because I’m an ethnocentrist, an Islamophobe, and an imperialist."
That translation is on point