May 2012
333 posts
Welcome to my messed up head ;) →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
i beg to differ
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textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
Growing up you have this view of mermaids
and then you watch Goblet of Fire
When you make a post that you think is funny and...
School is almost over.
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
looking back at myself a year ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a month ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself a week ago: how embarassing
looking back at myself yesterday: how embarassing
looking at myself right now: how embarassing
me: *throws neopoints at my strippers*
Restart your computer to install important updates
THERE IS NO UPDATE IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR ME TO RESTART MY COMPUTER!
tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote
why do people hate being in the “friend zone” so much
it sounds like a nice place to be
can someone friend zone me
i like friends
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
f is for friends who dont talk to you
u is for ur alone
n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home
satan: let there be wifi passwords
satan: let there be calories
satan: let there be post limit
satan: let there be hipsters
