I want to f word a cute boy
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
Some people are cute when they stutter but when I stutter it’s because my mouth can’t keep up with my train of thought or I can’t decide on which word to say and a terrible bastard child of a sound comes out followed by a poot noise.
I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
people who use “lol” after everything they say online make me want to stab my eyes out with a fork
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING MONSTERS SEE BEFORE THEY DIE
The Pout of DEATH