Little Girl Plays on Gentle Giant Tibetan Mastiff ** video **
this is still my favorite tweet of all time
The girl you just called hot? That me
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
this is not what i want to be remembered for
This is so cute omg
Brown girl wears henna:
ew is that some kind of disease? Did your parents not teach you to wash your hands after you eat?
White girl wears henna:
OMG so exotic, look at that design, lets put it on everywhere because we LOVEEEE stealing other people's cultures.
Me as a wife
what the actual fuck