sharonosbourne:
I want to f word a cute boy
bigstupidbaby:
“hey baby i got us a bottle of wine” you say. the baby stares back at you confused. why are you giving a baby alcohol. you are disgusting
i-see-light:
Some people are cute when they stutter but when I stutter it’s because my mouth can’t keep up with my train of thought or I can’t decide on which word to say and a terrible bastard child of a sound comes out followed by a poot noise.
onceuponatimetherewasanangel:
I don’t think anybody realizes how dependent on books, and movies, and TV shows, and fictional places and things I am.
favorite-recipes:
people who use “lol” after everything they say online make me want to stab my eyes out with a fork
ofuckme:
why are mangoes called mangoes where is the man going
deanisanactualprincess:
loki-d-hehe:
hugchesters:
CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS THE LAST THING MONSTERS SEE BEFORE THEY DIE
The Pout of DEATH